Me Four Hours Ago….
Sunnyside Bubble Bar Slice (half of one)….check!
Book to read….check!
Glass of wine (large ‘cos bottle slips out of hand in bubble bath when trying to refill!)….check!
Olivia traumatised into staying in her room for the foreseeable future….check!
I am now unbelievably wrinkly….
I am a very happy mummy!!
An hour after Adam got home from work, he came halfway down the stairs,
"Are you still in the bath?!"
"Goway!"
"You’ve been in there ages!"
"Goway!"
"I need a wee!"
"It’s Lush!"
"Gnnhh!!!"
He stomped back upstairs….
The front room is a tip….Do I look bovvered?"
Which reminds me….some chav jokes from a friend of Adam’s….
Why is a Chav like a slinky?
They have no real use, but it’s fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
What’s the first question at a Chav’s quiz night?
What you looking at?
Two Chavs in a car with no music. Who’s driving?
The police.
What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac please?
What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand?
Why is three Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
‘Cos a Nova seats five.
What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?
Granny.
What do you call a hundred Chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
Why did the Chav take a shower?
He didn’t mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova’s window in the car wash.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
Well, they made me laugh anyway!
