Just Jo!

Just because I love this joke….

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”

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The bank manager looks back at her and says…

Wait for it…

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“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are……..)

OK, so I’ll keep sharing the jokes!!

My blog is now private (sort of!), too many weirdos have left me wanting to know exactly who is reading me blog. Not that there’s actually been a whole lot of stuff to read lately.
But there will be….well, it’s getting colder, I don’ t fancy going out so much!
There’s a password….ooh, me likey! Makes it sound jolly exciting!
“Open Sesame!”
That would be a silly password, as would “Please let me in!” So it’s not either of those. So if you want it, email, and I’ll let you know….maybe….if you’re not a weirdo….or a psychotic axe murderer….’cos I’m not keen on them….