Well, it made me laugh!
Just because I love this joke….
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
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The bank manager looks back at her and says…
Wait for it…
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“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are……..)
OK, so I’ll keep sharing the jokes!! 
Hello!!
Good to see you back and ta very much for your comment it was a nice one!
Just putting your mobile number on me new phone when I read it!Wondering when you’d ever blog again,very weird.
Comment by sianne spry — November 29, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
Thank you Sianne! I’ve got a new number now, it’s….ooh, no, you know what? I’ll send an email with it!
Comment by Jo — November 29, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Hi Jo, hope you are well. Could I ask you to take the link to IndigoShirl off your blog please. Many thanks. Shirl.
Comment by Shirl — February 23, 2008 @ 11:35 am